My days of rock n' roll end at the soda fountain / I've never been much for a drink / The sex and drugs that I've encountered / Were all witnessed on T.V.
Can’t let that employee discount go to waste, can I? #chicos
Playing bee lifeguard means it’s officially summer.
The only thing better than cranking up a face-melter by The Sword is when she is rocking out to it. #heavy_metal #hula
And now for something entirely different.
Every morning when I wake up.
This is my new motto.
A few of my favorite things.